I am pretty sure I didn't even know George Harrison's name for the longest time. He has actually written decent song. Here comes the sun sticks out as probably my favorite of his. Taxman also come to mind though it moves me less. I am going to go out on a limb to say he wasn't that attractive either. He died in a lame way as far as I can remember. Certainly being assassinated or living seem like cool options to me. I think George just died of health problems. Take that you hippy freak. Ripping off a girl group by accident is pretty funny, and proves something vaguely scientific but that is not enough to save him. George also isn't a very cool name, probably my least favorite name of the Beatles.
If I knew anything about music or producing or what actually happened in the recording studio, I might like George Martin. I think that would be a bit of a cheat though. He certainly didn't seem to be a big part of their live performances. I wonder if he got laid for being part of the Beatles. Still I he might have been an important part of who the Beatles were, but he isn't one of the guys on the album cover and there for has no chance of being my favorite Beatle. I am also not going to count Brian Epstein, though he is also kind of cool.
Pete Best from my understanding was all of the girls favorite Beatle before the Beatles became the Beatles. Fans were outraged when he was replaced by Ringo, which is understandable except for the fact that he was reportedly a worse drummer than Ringo. The coolest thing about Pete is that he was supposedly happy he wasn't part of the Beatles. I know post justification exists along with cognitive dissonance, but still kind of cool.
(I think this is the most shallow and stupid thing I have ever written. I sort of hate myself.)
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